Best Week’s Ever Michelle Collins loves Paula…and Adam Lambert as well


Michelle Collins of Best Week Ever has created her list of “10 Reasons American Idol Will Suck Without Paula Abdul.” Her number three reason is noteworthy.

3. One Less Gay Icon to Indicate Which Contestants Are G.

Paula Abdul was the go-to indicator to try and figure out which American Idol contestant was being shoved back into the closet by Fox brass. Remember back to when Adam Lambert was on the show last season. Even though Lambert kinda flamed out every now and again and again and again while performing, it wasn’t until we saw the Paula love in his eyes and his magnetic smile that we knew his love for the ladies was strictly gaysexual. Without Paula, we will as a nation will be solely left with our gaydars and nothing else to determine our reproductive Idol futures.

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